Archive for the ‘Unique Job Opportunities’ category

The Difference Between Leaders and Followers

June 27th, 2010

I once worked for a company where getting hired was very similar to applying to graduate school; where grade point average, type of degree, and which university granted that degree always carried more weight than ability or value.

While they hire some very smart people, they also hire a number of people who are book – and not business – smart…

The world’s great men have not commonly been great scholars, nor its great scholars great men.
– Oliver Wendell Holmes

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
Douglas Adams

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A Rose By Any Other Name….

June 24th, 2010

might smell just as sweet – but perhaps there is some truth to the school of thought that a person’s name does help define their life destiny:

From CNN, today:

Alleged Jamaican drug lord arrives in United States to face charges

White Plains, New York (CNN) — Alleged drug kingpin Christopher “Dudus” Coke was extradited Thursday from Jamaica to the United States, where he is to face drug and weapons charges

….”At Coke’s direction and under his protection, members of his criminal organization sold marijuana and crack cocaine in the New York area and elsewhere, and sent the narcotics proceeds back to Coke and his co-conspirators,” the U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of New York said in a statement.”

Or – a “coke king” whose last name really is… Coke?

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Yet Another Job Opportunity too Good not to Mention…

April 3rd, 2010

Note: The translation of the acronyms and “ideal candidate description” is at the bottom of this post.

Title    : Technical Partner Lead (Company X)
Location : Redmond
Job Type : Contract
Date     : 04/03/2010

Good morning!

The Technical Partner Lead (TPL) at (Company X) is a fun role, for the right person.  The person who loves this role will work well in a very dynamic enviornment.

Purpose:

This Partner Technical Lead will specifically support consumer Product support vendors in India. Acts as a technical and process management resource for broad and complex issues. Provides technical or process planning, training and guidance to (Company X) support partners. Proactively works to circumvent roadblocks and to provide solutions. Primary responsibility is to raise the technical expertise of our Partners and Support Professional staff by providing timely, technical, and professional mentoring in a leveraged manner.

The ideal candidate has -

- 5+ years experience working at (Company X) PSS/CSS (product support), and understands the processes and tools
- 3+ years developing management-level reports and reviews
- 5+ years in a content development role
- 3+ years  developing/delivering courseware

Responsibilities:

–Support Partner Interaction–
Mentor support partners on technical support issues, process issues, delivery and problem solving processes. Monitor and responds to critical questions on technical aliases. Immediately resolve any issues that do not meet high standards of delivery. Participate in beta programs as appropriate.

–Analysis–

Conduct statistically valid sample of case reviews and call monitors. Output is data-driven report of Support Partner technical skill/process gaps.

–Communication/ Business Relationships–

Use a mixture of analysis, technical acumen, experience and judgment to make recommendations to high level decisions as necessary. Consistently establishes and maintains working relationships with support partners, internal support delivery teams, and on occasion with partner executive management. Consult / collaborate with NA PTLs to determine and develop training for product. Assist in high visibility issues including Press, Legal, and Hot customer situations. Communicate business results (written and verbal) to business group leadership

–Strategy and Development–

Act as Expert or Liaison with (Company X) Resources. Coordinate with third parties (ISPs, OEM, and TSANet) on technical issues. Provide supportability recommendations to Supportability Program Managers within this team. Design and implement team service delivery processes and / or projects.

–Content–

Perform research, acquire information, write and revise articles, white papers or other types of technical content for all products in a given cluster/segment. Respond to technical questions, provide training on leading-edge technologies and effectively communicate technical content to support partners. Develop and deliver content training and provide coaching for Service Delivery and other Content Delivery personnel. Key contributor and participant in product releases and post-launch activities and initiatives.

Qualifications:

Demonstrated expertise in Office applications and Windows Operating Systems.
In-depth knowledge of one or more of the following:  Outlook, Office Setup, Word, Excel, PowerPoint, Publisher, FrontPage.

Proven professional and interpersonal communication skills.

Advanced verbal and writing skills, and ability to present ideas to groups.
Experience presenting business results to company executives.
Ideal candidate will have a background in, or exposure to, process & project control and management. Six Sigma (or DMAIC equivalent) approach to root cause and corrective action management preferred.
Demonstrated ability to understand and communicate related technical and business advantages in the deployment of (Company X) products within Consumer environments.
University or College degree in one of the following: Math, Computer Science, Business, or Engineering, or equivalent work experience.
Minimum 3 years work experience in an IT or equivalent, work-related environment (consulting, software development, 2nd or 3rd tier technical support, technical project management; training development/delivery, etc.)
Well-developed technical skills.

TRANSLATION:

The ideal candidate for this one is a former full time employee of (Company X) who likely was laid off last year and is now willing to work Indian Standard Time  (i.e., overnight) hours for no benefits and less pay than they made when a full time employee for this same, or a very similar, job.

Or – hello, “new” economy…

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I Want to Meet the Person Hired for This Job.

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The (Really Bad) Customer Experience, Part III (or, Welcome to the Rat “PAQ”)

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This laundry list job posting just landed in my inbox, only missing a notation the correct candidate for this one must also be extremely fluent in both Farsi and Mandarin – NO EXCEPTIONS :) Job Announcement: Technical Product Manager Company  : Title    : Technical Product Manager Location : Redmond Job Type : Both Date     : …

Yet Another “Unique” Job Opportunities for Those in the Market …

This one was posted to a Project Management group on linkedin.com; and while it may be legal to specify the candidate’s gender in India for this type of role, it definitely does not meet US employment law standards, or most people‘s standards for good taste ;-): Life Sciences Graduates Hyderabad India …

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The (Really Bad) Customer Experience, Part III (or, Welcome to the Rat “PAQ”)

March 26th, 2010

Recently I did a phone interview with a Seattle area consulting company which is primarily known as a “body shop” for contract workers for the local “software giant,” which resulted in this less than stellar customer experience:

The conversation consisted of a junior analyst working his way through a 10 minute perfunctory production line phone screen, and went straight to the chase, with no introductory comments about the company, specific job, or anything else:

1.Interviewer: “You graduated from University X with a bachelor’s in X, is that correct?”

Me: Yes, I did.  (only after I self edited my real answer: um yeah, that’s why it’s listed on my resume; i do know fabricating degrees isn’t the best idea… HELLO?)

2. Interviewer:  You worked for Company X, is that correct?

Me:  Yes, I did – about 4 years ago. (but silently thinking same response as number 1, above)

The interviewer then repeated back to me as questions several achievements listed on my resume, each time rhetorically asking me “Is this correct?”

8. Then, still without any sell or information about the opportunity, then interviewer then said “i’m passing on notes of “our” conversation to the hiring manager, if they are interested in talking with you, i will then contact you to set up an in person interview with them.”

Me: “Wow, sounds like an awesome opportunity – thanks! I really appreciate you taking the the time to speak with me today, and for giving me this great information  about your company,  and this particular job, too ….” (but in reality was silently thinking- please don’t call me again – ever)

I decided not to name this above referenced company since they are only one of 10 or 15 body shops in the area proudly providing exactly the same customer/candidate experience.  None of these 10 or 15 companies have figured out today’s candidate could have become tomorrow’s customer – but because of their customer experience (as a candidate), they won’t ever hire the agency to do any work for them, or the company they will soon join.

Or – yes, it really is all about the customer experience – especially when your consulting firm’s product is … people.

:)

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Guy Kawaski’s Corollary on Hiring; or, How Work Teams Go Bad

In July, I blogged about my theory “great managers hire great talent; similarly, bad managers hire themselves.” The more I re-examine the hires I helped managers identify, and then make during almost 14 years of recruiting, approximately 9 years as an independent head hunter, and 5 years as a corporate recruiter who primarily …

Help Wanted: 64 Desired Competencies, or More…?

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I Want to Meet the Person Hired for This Job.

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Glassdoor’s 25 Worst Rated Employers…

March 9th, 2010

…even in this economy.

fine print: Ratings are based on a 20-question survey that evaluate eight key workplace factors including: Senior Leadership, Communication, Employee Morale, Career Opportunities, Work/Life Balance, Compensation and Benefits, Recognition and Feedback, and Fairness and Respect.  For reporting simplicity, a company’s rating on the Glassdoor website and this list is limited to one decimal space although the actual calculations extend infinitely to determine final rank order.

Read the full story here.

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Be Sure to Think Twice Before Passing Up These Job Opportunities…

March 8th, 2010

. sandiego.craigslist.org, yesterday:

research robbery information

Looking for 3 people to research information on stolen goods. lots of field work.
Required: car, cell phone with camera & email ability. Common sense is a major requirement.
good memory needed, clean cut, dressed well.
Pay is $12/hour with gas allowance.

Principals only. Recruiters, please don’t contact this job poster.

  • Please, no phone calls about this job!
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests

And, also posted on sandiego.craigslist.org:  for those post grads who are independently wealthy and looking for a 30 – 40 hour a week unpaid job (or for those college junior/seniors able to take a year off college and do the same).

But – if  <Mister X’>s first business was so successful, why is he not offering even a stipend for this full time assistant role?

Position: Entrepreneur’s Intern

Qualifications:   <Mister X>  is looking for an aspiring Entrepreneur who would like to learn how to start their own business from an experienced &amp; successful entrepreneur. Ideal applicants include recent college or graduate school graduates looking for valuable first-hand education that cannot be attained in the classroom; also which have obtained a degree in business, marketing, communication, or similar. College juniors or seniors looking for real-life experience and education and majoring in the same may also apply.

Job Description:
You will assist in all aspects of starting a new company.
• Analysis of business potential opportunities
• Writing business plans
• Writing and executing marketing plans
• Ability to attend industry seminars
• And much more!

Benefits to You:
• Learn from an experienced and successful entrepreneur
• See what it really takes to start your own business from start to through launch
• Networking possibilities
• Gain the knowledge needed to implement into your own business
• Consulting for your very own business
• One day per week dedicated solely to your own business (optional)

Company Profile: Tyler Jensen recently sold his first business (city specific recreational sports website) and is in the process of launching 2-3 new businesses in a variety of industries. He is looking for someone to help him with this process. Are you this person?

Hours: MINIMUM of 30- 40 hrs/wk, minimum 3 month commitment, 6-12 preferred

Salary: unpaid or college credit

If interested in applying please email your resume and ideal start and end date.

  • Location: Solana Beach/Del Mar
  • Compensation: unpaid or college credit
  • This is an internship job
  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don’t contact this job poster.
  • Please, no phone calls about this job!
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

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Imagine the Excitement and Satisfaction…

February 26th, 2010

Unhappy job applicants/candidates share their unhappiness with their friends, coworkers, and on often, all over the  internet.

Smart companies understand at any point in time, a job candidate is a past, current, or future customer; and similarly, a past, current, or future customer can at any time become a candidate.  So – smart companies invest a lot of time, money, and effort to create a strong well regarded employment brand/marketing effort to attract qualified candidates, and also to build their overall market brand and customer base.

One large software employer, located in the greater Seattle area stated in their 2009 US SEC 10-k filing  stated:

“As of June 30, 2009, we employed approximately 93,000 people on a full-time basis; 56,000 in the United States and 37,000 internationally. Of the total, 36,000 were in product research and development, 26,000 in sales and marketing, 17,000 in product support and consulting services, 5,000 in manufacturing and distribution, and 9,000 in general and administration. Our success is highly dependent on our ability to attract and retain qualified employees. None of our employees are subject to collective bargaining agreements.”

The company’s employment branding pitch to candidates for full time employee roles  is:

You have unique experiences, skills and passions—and we believe you can bring them all <here> for a rich, rewarding career and lifestyle that will surprise you with its breadth and potential. Just imagine the excitement and satisfaction of what you can do, where you can go, and the difference you can make with the resources of <companyx> behind you.

In addition to the 93,000 full time employees the company had as of June 2009, each  year the company also employs  an estimated 62,000 contract/contingent staff via 3rd party vendor firms, for roles the company has deems “non-essential.”

While the company limits each contingent employment contract to 12 months or less, the company’s third party staffing vendors  advertise an insatiable demand for contract software design engineers; software design engineer in test; and also  marketing, content, IT, and other operations roles, many of which require various combinations of  industry experience, training, graduate degrees, and/or professional certification.

Approximately one year ago, the company’s procurement office became responsible for the company’s contingent staffing and aggressively commoditized the process of  hiring contingent workers, including high skilled professionals, for roles which often require extensive experience; graduate degrees;  specialized industry certifications; and/or a combination of the above.  Also commoditized was the pay rate range for each position.

The end result is  one contract opportunity is often posted by ten different contracting agencies, none of whom offer the contingent employee any real employer paid benefits (i.e., paid or even subsidized health insurance, paid time off, etc.)

So – imagine the excitement and satisfaction of what you can do, where you can go, and the difference you can make with the resources of <companyx> behind you if hired for one of the jobs posted this morning by one of the company’s third party contingent staffing vendors:

Seeking Experienced Project Coordinators w/5-7 experience

Location:Redmond, WA
Employment Type:9+ Month Contract
Wage:$15.00 – $17.00 hourly

Description:
Large, well-known software company on the eastside is looking for qualified and experienced Project Coordinators. Please email resumes to the email above and our recruiters will contact you to set up an interview should your qualifications meet what we are looking for.

Managing and maintaining busy calendar
Coordinating planning, execution and review meetings with hosting local events
Gathering and managing reports
Coordinating the monthly reporting and processes (including producing show &amp; tell coverage presentations)
Updating content in the Infrastructure components
Help with support as required
Being the key go-to person for team members looking for existing materials and responses.
Supporting the development of new team efficiency systems and processes such as new briefing book and coverage report template

5-7 years business administrative experience, preferably in a high tech industry and in a team-oriented environment.
Excellent written and verbal communication skills.
Experience in managing projects with team members
Microsoft Office proficiency (especially Outlook, Word, Excel, and PowerPoint) and SharePoint proficiency.
Must have ability to work independently while maintaining accountability with multiple stakeholders.
Organized, action-oriented team player and flexible learner able to multi-task.

Don’t have 5-7 years of  business administrative experience including experience in managing projects with team members, but you do have a university degree, plus the ability to get at least a 9 month hardship deferment from repaying your no doubt hefty student loans?

Seeking Tech Savvy Administrative Assistants

Location:Redmond, WA
Employment Type:9+ Month Contract
Wage:$11.00 – $13.50 hourly

Description:
If youre looking for a great way to start off your administrative career then you are in the right place. We are currently seeking qualified Assistants for a large software organization located in the Eastisde Area.

Assistant
We are looking for an Administrative Assistant to provide coordination, heavy calendaring, scheduling, and handling travel arrangements.

ESSENTIAL DUTIES AND RESPONSIBILITIES Other duties may be assigned.

Provides administrative and organizational support in a fast paced environment, particularly in support of special projects, which may include but is not limited to:
Mail delivery, shipping and building deliveries.
Fill office requests and maintain an appropriate inventory of supplies.
Maintaining heavy calendaring and scheduling.
Compile and develop records, charts and reports using knowledge in computer office applications (MS Office Suite, SharePointe, Outlook, Visio, spreadsheet, publishing and word-processing).

BA preferred, however, open to High School diploma or equivalent experience plus 3-4 years of demonstrated successful work-related experience in administrative support.
Excellent communication skills.

However – if you have both the skills and 4 – 6 of prior executive assistant experience, plus an interest to support one of their execs already fairly high up the executive ranks, this might be the opportunity for you:

Challenging Career Executive Assistant Position

Location:Redmond, WA
Employment Type:9+ Month Contract
Wage:$17.00 – $20.00 hourly

Description:
Challenging career position for an Executive Assistant in a prestigious, well-known Software company on the eastside.

Job Description:
Performs a variety of complex administrative functions for all levels of management including external business partners.
Manages schedule(s), coordinates travel arrangements and processes business expenses.
Coordinates meetings and events, department financial operations, personnel operations, and facility operations.
Manages procurement of goods and services including computer equipment, office supplies, reference materials, and vendor relationships.
Provides general office support.
Serves as the department/group contact.
Completes special projects as assigned.

Qualifications:

4 to 6 years demonstrated work experience in a fast-paced, senior management level administrative capacity.
Ability to interact in a professional manner with all levels of management; demonstrated ability to change direction in response to changing work situations.
Must be proactive, able to deal with ambiguity, self prioritize work resources, and juggle multiple tasks in a manner transparent to the team.
Must have the ability to work independently to achieve results with a high degree of accuracy.
Ability to work successfully in a team environment and build effective working relationships inside and outside of the group that involve contact at all levels of management.
Able to work collaboratively with other internal and external administrative and CS assistants within the team and across the company.
Ability to be entrusted with the knowledge and handling of confidential information.
Should be detail oriented and extremely organized.
Extensive knowledge of and proficiency with Microsoft Office including Outlook, Word, Excel, PowerPoint, Visio, and would be preferred.
BS preferred.

If the contractor receives $20/hour gross, even with the 3rd party agency vendor markup the cost to the company would still approximately be less than $65,000/year, which is below market base pay for a full time, direct hire for that role, and does not include valuable employee benefits such as company subsidized health insurance; paid vaction and sick days; paid federal holidays, etc.

Smart companies understand at any point in time, a job candidate is a past, current, or future customer; and similarly, a past, current, or future customer can at any time become a candidate.

Smart companies also understand how expensive it is to rebuild a tarnished brand, and to rebuild a customer base after losing unhappy customers either due to personal experience, bad word of mouth, or given the above pay rates, a lack of disposable income.

We can believe that we know where the world should go. But unless we’re in touch with our customers, our model of the world can diverge from reality. There’s no substitute for innovation, of course, but innovation is no substitute for being in touch, either.  - Steve Ballmer

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Help Wanted: 64 Desired Competencies, or More…?

February 11th, 2010

A well known grocery chain recently posted a job for “Marketing and Community Relations Specialist,” a store level associate job, in a metro area where it has 7 grocery stores.

Brand-wise, and employer brand-wise, this sounds like it could be a really good job opportunity; although the level of detail in the posted job description – which includes 64 (!) “Desired Competencies:”

1. Creative Development.
2. General industry education geared toward the creative maximization of resources and their application to Whole Foods Market standards.
3. Facilitates creative problem solving.
4. Develops unique ideas.
5. Effective brainstorming facilitation.
6. Collaborates well with Store Artist and Regional Marketing Team for outstanding results.
7. Leverages regional and national programs; avoids creating separate messaging Team Dynamics.
8. General business/team dynamics and relationships to business operations.
9. Identifies roles and responsibilities of marketing team.
10. Effective process and job/task management.
11. Ensures effective use of resources, equipment and distribution of marketing materials.
12. Ensures Sighmakers, Salud! Supervisor and Team Members are communicating and supporting all marketing events and store needs Marketing Plan Development.
13. Standard marketing plan development knowledge and application to Whole Foods Market strategic needs.
14. Understands how to facilitate, organize and communicate objectives, strategies, and tactics.
15. Establishes cohesion among national, regional, and store marketing objectives.
16. Establishes effective store marketing objectives.
17. Effectively uses, plans, and communicates store marketing budget Relationship-Building and Networking.
18. Makes effective use of time in and out of the store.
19. Evolves and broadens outreach to community partners.
20. Establishes expectations for reciprocal support.
21. Effectively communicates business needs to external partners.
22. Asks the right questions to leverage and match partner needs.
23. Positions company in external circles for maximum benefit.
24. Effectively builds relationships in the stores with team members and guests for networking purposes and garner of support for marketing events.
25. Captures detailed information from all stakeholders for optimum results.
26. Seeks and obtains help from available resources when necessary.
27. Uses effective project management skills and processes.
28. Establishes, communicates, and manages from a well-designed plan.
29. Responds to crises nimbly and resourcefully Communication Skills.
30. Proactive and effective communication with store, national, and regional leadership.
31. Builds effective relationships with Team Leaders, Coordinators, and staff.
32. Demonstrates effective email and phone etiquette and protocol.
33. Writes clearly and concisely in a variety of communication styles and settings.
34. Can get messages across that have the desired effect.
35. Trains Team Members to effectively articulate the message.
36. Effective in a variety of formal presentation settings.
37. Effective both inside and outside the organization.
38. Commands attention and can manage group process during a presentation.
39. Can change tactics midstream when something isn’t working.
40. Practices attentive and active listening.
41. Has the patience to hear people out.
42. Can accurately restate the opinions of others even when she/he disagrees.
43. Professional in communication and presentation skills works autonomously
44. Knows how to keep busy and work with minimal direction.
45. Usually performs up to standard independently.
46. Takes minimal support from supervisors and other sources.
47. Needs minimal unplanned guidance and help.
48. Independent, self-starting, demonstrates initiative.
49. Is action oriented and full of energy for things she/he sees as challenging.
50. Not fearful of acting with minimum planning when necessary.
51. Seizes opportunities Physical Work Environment Flexibility.
52. Comfortable in a busy, often chaotic retail environment.
53. Comfortable with limited and changing/mobile workspace.
54. Comfortable sharing workspace with others when necessary.
55. Demonstrates agility in an ever-changing work environment.
56. Comfortable with physical set up of events inside and outside of store Supervisory Style Flexibility.
57. Creates a climate in which people want to do their best.
58. Can motivate many kinds of people and team or project members.
59. Can assess each persons unique motivational needs lead them accordingly.
60. Adept with a Situational Leadership style and approach.
61. Empowers others.
62. Invites input from others and shares ownership and visibility.
63. Makes each individual feel her/his work is important.
64. Does not need to be the expert but needs to be the support in an ability to listen, troubleshoot Team Member problems, and implement solutions to Team Member work issues.

Don’t get me wrong – I think it is admirable for an employer to have thought through to that level each and every desired competency for any employee role – but having done that, I do wonder what they could possibly have forgotten to then include in the job posting:

12. This job description is intended to describe the general requirements for the performance of this job. It is not a complete statement of duties, responsibilities or requirements. Other duties not listed here may be assigned as necessary to ensure the proper operations of the team.

:)

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Truth in advertising, especially employment adversiting,  is rare enough that I think it should always be rewarded; and yet despite today’s still too weak  economy, there are several jobs in the Seattle area which aren’t getting any takers: Program Manager Non Tech Position – Level 3 SharePoint, PowerPoint, MS Project and Excel Skills A …

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Yet Another “Unique” Job Opportunities for Those in the Market …

This one was posted to a Project Management group on linkedin.com; and while it may be legal to specify the candidate’s gender in India for this type of role, it definitely does not meet US employment law standards, or most people‘s standards for good taste ;-): Life Sciences Graduates Hyderabad India …

Ego, Redux

If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you. – Friedrich Nietzsche No men are oftener wrong than those that can least bear to be so. – Francois de La Rochefoucauld There is a demand in these days for men who can make wrong appear right. – …

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Wanted: Agile Waterfall Process Oriented Free Agent Software Coding Cowboy

November 4th, 2009

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This laundry list job posting just landed in my inbox, only missing a notation the correct candidate for this one must also be extremely fluent in both Farsi and Mandarin – NO EXCEPTIONS :)

Job Announcement: Technical Product Manager

Company  :
Title    : Technical Product Manager
Location : Redmond
Job Type : Both
Date     : 11/04/2009

PLEASE APPLY DIRECTLY TO:  http://www.                            /careers.html

<CompanyX>  is searching for Technical Product Managers to serve our growing business at a Fortune 500 enterprise client. Ideal candidates will have previous software development Program Management experience in a large-scale/enterprise software organization.

You will be responsible for a full lifecycle process from business strategy (road mapping), investment and budget rationalization, technical roadmap, and managing operational support. The role also requires the day-to-day business tooling and reporting on the product/service progress and performance.

Your ability to quickly engage in a particular project and leverage your program management and technical skills to deliver near-term value is critical to your success in this fast paced, dynamic work environment.

Experience – External:
‘ 4-8 years of IT experience (with SW Dev consulting experience strongly preferred)
‘ 4-8 years of Program Management experience
‘ History of delivering large, complex SDLC projects to schedule, scope and budget requirements
‘ Familiarity with MSF
‘ Strong ability to lead and gain alignment/consensus amongst partner teams and staff
‘ Proficient with MS Office Tools (e.g., Outlook, Word, Excel, Project, PowerPoint, Visio) and SharePoint.
‘ Experience in an waterfall, iterative and agile-based projects
‘ Ability to establish and maintain project scope based on ambiguous and dynamic requirements.
‘ Ability to collect and manage feature requirements
‘ Experience setting priorities for technical professionals
‘ Ability to effectively manage competing priorities and delegate tasks as needed
‘ Demonstrated knowledge of project planning, tracking and reporting
‘ Ability to assemble and motivate a highly productive project team.
‘ Demonstrated initiative, creativity, and motivation during successful projects
‘ Familiarity with Project Management Body of Knowledge (PMBOK). PMP certification a plus.
‘ Strong written and verbal communication skills across business and technical audiences
‘ Proficient with MS Office Tools (e.g., Outlook, Word, Excel, Project, PowerPoint, Visio) and SharePoint.
‘ Familiarity with development and management tools for bug tracking, ticketing, and build.

Skills/Experience- Extra
‘ Experience in online services, advertising, marketing, and customer care a plus.

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