Archive for the ‘Unique Job Opportunities’ category

Glassdoor’s 25 Worst Rated Employers…

March 9th, 2010

…even in this economy.

fine print: Ratings are based on a 20-question survey that evaluate eight key workplace factors including: Senior Leadership, Communication, Employee Morale, Career Opportunities, Work/Life Balance, Compensation and Benefits, Recognition and Feedback, and Fairness and Respect.  For reporting simplicity, a company’s rating on the Glassdoor website and this list is limited to one decimal space although the actual calculations extend infinitely to determine final rank order.

Read the full story here.

Tags: question survey, rank order, employee morale, compensation and benefits, work life balance, leadership communication
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Be Sure to Think Twice Before Passing Up These Job Opportunities…

March 8th, 2010

. sandiego.craigslist.org, yesterday:

research robbery information

Looking for 3 people to research information on stolen goods. lots of field work.
Required: car, cell phone with camera & email ability. Common sense is a major requirement.
good memory needed, clean cut, dressed well.
Pay is $12/hour with gas allowance.

Principals only. Recruiters, please don’t contact this job poster.

  • Please, no phone calls about this job!
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests

And, also posted on sandiego.craigslist.org:  for those post grads who are independently wealthy and looking for a 30 – 40 hour a week unpaid job (or for those college junior/seniors able to take a year off college and do the same).

But – if  <Mister X’>s first business was so successful, why is he not offering even a stipend for this full time assistant role?

Position: Entrepreneur’s Intern

Qualifications:   <Mister X>  is looking for an aspiring Entrepreneur who would like to learn how to start their own business from an experienced &amp; successful entrepreneur. Ideal applicants include recent college or graduate school graduates looking for valuable first-hand education that cannot be attained in the classroom; also which have obtained a degree in business, marketing, communication, or similar. College juniors or seniors looking for real-life experience and education and majoring in the same may also apply.

Job Description:
You will assist in all aspects of starting a new company.
• Analysis of business potential opportunities
• Writing business plans
• Writing and executing marketing plans
• Ability to attend industry seminars
• And much more!

Benefits to You:
• Learn from an experienced and successful entrepreneur
• See what it really takes to start your own business from start to through launch
• Networking possibilities
• Gain the knowledge needed to implement into your own business
• Consulting for your very own business
• One day per week dedicated solely to your own business (optional)

Company Profile: Tyler Jensen recently sold his first business (city specific recreational sports website) and is in the process of launching 2-3 new businesses in a variety of industries. He is looking for someone to help him with this process. Are you this person?

Hours: MINIMUM of 30- 40 hrs/wk, minimum 3 month commitment, 6-12 preferred

Salary: unpaid or college credit

If interested in applying please email your resume and ideal start and end date.

  • Location: Solana Beach/Del Mar
  • Compensation: unpaid or college credit
  • This is an internship job
  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don’t contact this job poster.
  • Please, no phone calls about this job!
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

Tags: school graduates, successful entrepreneur, mister x, aspiring entrepreneur, experience and education

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Imagine the Excitement and Satisfaction…

February 26th, 2010

Unhappy job applicants/candidates share their unhappiness with their friends, coworkers, and on often, all over the  internet.

Smart companies understand at any point in time, a job candidate is a past, current, or future customer; and similarly, a past, current, or future customer can at any time become a candidate.  So – smart companies invest a lot of time, money, and effort to create a strong well regarded employment brand/marketing effort to attract qualified candidates, and also to build their overall market brand and customer base.

One large software employer, located in the greater Seattle area stated in their 2009 US SEC 10-k filing  stated:

“As of June 30, 2009, we employed approximately 93,000 people on a full-time basis; 56,000 in the United States and 37,000 internationally. Of the total, 36,000 were in product research and development, 26,000 in sales and marketing, 17,000 in product support and consulting services, 5,000 in manufacturing and distribution, and 9,000 in general and administration. Our success is highly dependent on our ability to attract and retain qualified employees. None of our employees are subject to collective bargaining agreements.”

The company’s employment branding pitch to candidates for full time employee roles  is:

You have unique experiences, skills and passions—and we believe you can bring them all <here> for a rich, rewarding career and lifestyle that will surprise you with its breadth and potential. Just imagine the excitement and satisfaction of what you can do, where you can go, and the difference you can make with the resources of <companyx> behind you.

In addition to the 93,000 full time employees the company had as of June 2009, each  year the company also employs  an estimated 62,000 contract/contingent staff via 3rd party vendor firms, for roles the company has deems “non-essential.”

While the company limits each contingent employment contract to 12 months or less, the company’s third party staffing vendors  advertise an insatiable demand for contract software design engineers; software design engineer in test; and also  marketing, content, IT, and other operations roles, many of which require various combinations of  industry experience, training, graduate degrees, and/or professional certification.

Approximately one year ago, the company’s procurement office became responsible for the company’s contingent staffing and aggressively commoditized the process of  hiring contingent workers, including high skilled professionals, for roles which often require extensive experience; graduate degrees;  specialized industry certifications; and/or a combination of the above.  Also commoditized was the pay rate range for each position.

The end result is  one contract opportunity is often posted by ten different contracting agencies, none of whom offer the contingent employee any real employer paid benefits (i.e., paid or even subsidized health insurance, paid time off, etc.)

So – imagine the excitement and satisfaction of what you can do, where you can go, and the difference you can make with the resources of <companyx> behind you if hired for one of the jobs posted this morning by one of the company’s third party contingent staffing vendors:

Seeking Experienced Project Coordinators w/5-7 experience

Location:Redmond, WA
Employment Type:9+ Month Contract
Wage:$15.00 – $17.00 hourly

Description:
Large, well-known software company on the eastside is looking for qualified and experienced Project Coordinators. Please email resumes to the email above and our recruiters will contact you to set up an interview should your qualifications meet what we are looking for.

Managing and maintaining busy calendar
Coordinating planning, execution and review meetings with hosting local events
Gathering and managing reports
Coordinating the monthly reporting and processes (including producing show &amp; tell coverage presentations)
Updating content in the Infrastructure components
Help with support as required
Being the key go-to person for team members looking for existing materials and responses.
Supporting the development of new team efficiency systems and processes such as new briefing book and coverage report template

5-7 years business administrative experience, preferably in a high tech industry and in a team-oriented environment.
Excellent written and verbal communication skills.
Experience in managing projects with team members
Microsoft Office proficiency (especially Outlook, Word, Excel, and PowerPoint) and SharePoint proficiency.
Must have ability to work independently while maintaining accountability with multiple stakeholders.
Organized, action-oriented team player and flexible learner able to multi-task.

Don’t have 5-7 years of  business administrative experience including experience in managing projects with team members, but you do have a university degree, plus the ability to get at least a 9 month hardship deferment from repaying your no doubt hefty student loans?

Seeking Tech Savvy Administrative Assistants

Location:Redmond, WA
Employment Type:9+ Month Contract
Wage:$11.00 – $13.50 hourly

Description:
If youre looking for a great way to start off your administrative career then you are in the right place. We are currently seeking qualified Assistants for a large software organization located in the Eastisde Area.

Assistant
We are looking for an Administrative Assistant to provide coordination, heavy calendaring, scheduling, and handling travel arrangements.

ESSENTIAL DUTIES AND RESPONSIBILITIES Other duties may be assigned.

Provides administrative and organizational support in a fast paced environment, particularly in support of special projects, which may include but is not limited to:
Mail delivery, shipping and building deliveries.
Fill office requests and maintain an appropriate inventory of supplies.
Maintaining heavy calendaring and scheduling.
Compile and develop records, charts and reports using knowledge in computer office applications (MS Office Suite, SharePointe, Outlook, Visio, spreadsheet, publishing and word-processing).

BA preferred, however, open to High School diploma or equivalent experience plus 3-4 years of demonstrated successful work-related experience in administrative support.
Excellent communication skills.

However – if you have both the skills and 4 – 6 of prior executive assistant experience, plus an interest to support one of their execs already fairly high up the executive ranks, this might be the opportunity for you:

Challenging Career Executive Assistant Position

Location:Redmond, WA
Employment Type:9+ Month Contract
Wage:$17.00 – $20.00 hourly

Description:
Challenging career position for an Executive Assistant in a prestigious, well-known Software company on the eastside.

Job Description:
Performs a variety of complex administrative functions for all levels of management including external business partners.
Manages schedule(s), coordinates travel arrangements and processes business expenses.
Coordinates meetings and events, department financial operations, personnel operations, and facility operations.
Manages procurement of goods and services including computer equipment, office supplies, reference materials, and vendor relationships.
Provides general office support.
Serves as the department/group contact.
Completes special projects as assigned.

Qualifications:

4 to 6 years demonstrated work experience in a fast-paced, senior management level administrative capacity.
Ability to interact in a professional manner with all levels of management; demonstrated ability to change direction in response to changing work situations.
Must be proactive, able to deal with ambiguity, self prioritize work resources, and juggle multiple tasks in a manner transparent to the team.
Must have the ability to work independently to achieve results with a high degree of accuracy.
Ability to work successfully in a team environment and build effective working relationships inside and outside of the group that involve contact at all levels of management.
Able to work collaboratively with other internal and external administrative and CS assistants within the team and across the company.
Ability to be entrusted with the knowledge and handling of confidential information.
Should be detail oriented and extremely organized.
Extensive knowledge of and proficiency with Microsoft Office including Outlook, Word, Excel, PowerPoint, Visio, and would be preferred.
BS preferred.

If the contractor receives $20/hour gross, even with the 3rd party agency vendor markup the cost to the company would still approximately be less than $65,000/year, which is below market base pay for a full time, direct hire for that role, and does not include valuable employee benefits such as company subsidized health insurance; paid vaction and sick days; paid federal holidays, etc.

Smart companies understand at any point in time, a job candidate is a past, current, or future customer; and similarly, a past, current, or future customer can at any time become a candidate.

Smart companies also understand how expensive it is to rebuild a tarnished brand, and to rebuild a customer base after losing unhappy customers either due to personal experience, bad word of mouth, or given the above pay rates, a lack of disposable income.

We can believe that we know where the world should go. But unless we’re in touch with our customers, our model of the world can diverge from reality. There’s no substitute for innovation, of course, but innovation is no substitute for being in touch, either.  - Steve Ballmer

Tags: job candidate, contingent employment, product research, collective bargaining agreements, brand marketing, contingent staff, smart companies, greater seattle

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Help Wanted: 64 Desired Competencies, or More…?

February 11th, 2010

A well known grocery chain recently posted a job for “Marketing and Community Relations Specialist,” a store level associate job, in a metro area where it has 7 grocery stores.

Brand-wise, and employer brand-wise, this sounds like it could be a really good job opportunity; although the level of detail in the posted job description – which includes 64 (!) “Desired Competencies:”

1. Creative Development.
2. General industry education geared toward the creative maximization of resources and their application to Whole Foods Market standards.
3. Facilitates creative problem solving.
4. Develops unique ideas.
5. Effective brainstorming facilitation.
6. Collaborates well with Store Artist and Regional Marketing Team for outstanding results.
7. Leverages regional and national programs; avoids creating separate messaging Team Dynamics.
8. General business/team dynamics and relationships to business operations.
9. Identifies roles and responsibilities of marketing team.
10. Effective process and job/task management.
11. Ensures effective use of resources, equipment and distribution of marketing materials.
12. Ensures Sighmakers, Salud! Supervisor and Team Members are communicating and supporting all marketing events and store needs Marketing Plan Development.
13. Standard marketing plan development knowledge and application to Whole Foods Market strategic needs.
14. Understands how to facilitate, organize and communicate objectives, strategies, and tactics.
15. Establishes cohesion among national, regional, and store marketing objectives.
16. Establishes effective store marketing objectives.
17. Effectively uses, plans, and communicates store marketing budget Relationship-Building and Networking.
18. Makes effective use of time in and out of the store.
19. Evolves and broadens outreach to community partners.
20. Establishes expectations for reciprocal support.
21. Effectively communicates business needs to external partners.
22. Asks the right questions to leverage and match partner needs.
23. Positions company in external circles for maximum benefit.
24. Effectively builds relationships in the stores with team members and guests for networking purposes and garner of support for marketing events.
25. Captures detailed information from all stakeholders for optimum results.
26. Seeks and obtains help from available resources when necessary.
27. Uses effective project management skills and processes.
28. Establishes, communicates, and manages from a well-designed plan.
29. Responds to crises nimbly and resourcefully Communication Skills.
30. Proactive and effective communication with store, national, and regional leadership.
31. Builds effective relationships with Team Leaders, Coordinators, and staff.
32. Demonstrates effective email and phone etiquette and protocol.
33. Writes clearly and concisely in a variety of communication styles and settings.
34. Can get messages across that have the desired effect.
35. Trains Team Members to effectively articulate the message.
36. Effective in a variety of formal presentation settings.
37. Effective both inside and outside the organization.
38. Commands attention and can manage group process during a presentation.
39. Can change tactics midstream when something isn’t working.
40. Practices attentive and active listening.
41. Has the patience to hear people out.
42. Can accurately restate the opinions of others even when she/he disagrees.
43. Professional in communication and presentation skills works autonomously
44. Knows how to keep busy and work with minimal direction.
45. Usually performs up to standard independently.
46. Takes minimal support from supervisors and other sources.
47. Needs minimal unplanned guidance and help.
48. Independent, self-starting, demonstrates initiative.
49. Is action oriented and full of energy for things she/he sees as challenging.
50. Not fearful of acting with minimum planning when necessary.
51. Seizes opportunities Physical Work Environment Flexibility.
52. Comfortable in a busy, often chaotic retail environment.
53. Comfortable with limited and changing/mobile workspace.
54. Comfortable sharing workspace with others when necessary.
55. Demonstrates agility in an ever-changing work environment.
56. Comfortable with physical set up of events inside and outside of store Supervisory Style Flexibility.
57. Creates a climate in which people want to do their best.
58. Can motivate many kinds of people and team or project members.
59. Can assess each persons unique motivational needs lead them accordingly.
60. Adept with a Situational Leadership style and approach.
61. Empowers others.
62. Invites input from others and shares ownership and visibility.
63. Makes each individual feel her/his work is important.
64. Does not need to be the expert but needs to be the support in an ability to listen, troubleshoot Team Member problems, and implement solutions to Team Member work issues.

Don’t get me wrong – I think it is admirable for an employer to have thought through to that level each and every desired competency for any employee role – but having done that, I do wonder what they could possibly have forgotten to then include in the job posting:

12. This job description is intended to describe the general requirements for the performance of this job. It is not a complete statement of duties, responsibilities or requirements. Other duties not listed here may be assigned as necessary to ensure the proper operations of the team.

:)

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If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you. – Friedrich Nietzsche No men are oftener wrong than those that can least bear to be so. – Francois de La Rochefoucauld There is a demand in these days for men who can make wrong appear right. – …

Tags: store marketing, reciprocal support, marketing plan development, community relations specialist, whole foods market, messaging team
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Life in the Shadow of the Valley of the Blue Screen of Death:

December 21st, 2009

How one Microsoft employee didn’t “bing” good enough for Steve Ballmer….

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Wanted: Agile Waterfall Process Oriented Free Agent Software Coding Cowboy

November 4th, 2009

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This laundry list job posting just landed in my inbox, only missing a notation the correct candidate for this one must also be extremely fluent in both Farsi and Mandarin – NO EXCEPTIONS :)

Job Announcement: Technical Product Manager

Company  :
Title    : Technical Product Manager
Location : Redmond
Job Type : Both
Date     : 11/04/2009

PLEASE APPLY DIRECTLY TO:  http://www.                            /careers.html

<CompanyX>  is searching for Technical Product Managers to serve our growing business at a Fortune 500 enterprise client. Ideal candidates will have previous software development Program Management experience in a large-scale/enterprise software organization.

You will be responsible for a full lifecycle process from business strategy (road mapping), investment and budget rationalization, technical roadmap, and managing operational support. The role also requires the day-to-day business tooling and reporting on the product/service progress and performance.

Your ability to quickly engage in a particular project and leverage your program management and technical skills to deliver near-term value is critical to your success in this fast paced, dynamic work environment.

Experience – External:
‘ 4-8 years of IT experience (with SW Dev consulting experience strongly preferred)
‘ 4-8 years of Program Management experience
‘ History of delivering large, complex SDLC projects to schedule, scope and budget requirements
‘ Familiarity with MSF
‘ Strong ability to lead and gain alignment/consensus amongst partner teams and staff
‘ Proficient with MS Office Tools (e.g., Outlook, Word, Excel, Project, PowerPoint, Visio) and SharePoint.
‘ Experience in an waterfall, iterative and agile-based projects
‘ Ability to establish and maintain project scope based on ambiguous and dynamic requirements.
‘ Ability to collect and manage feature requirements
‘ Experience setting priorities for technical professionals
‘ Ability to effectively manage competing priorities and delegate tasks as needed
‘ Demonstrated knowledge of project planning, tracking and reporting
‘ Ability to assemble and motivate a highly productive project team.
‘ Demonstrated initiative, creativity, and motivation during successful projects
‘ Familiarity with Project Management Body of Knowledge (PMBOK). PMP certification a plus.
‘ Strong written and verbal communication skills across business and technical audiences
‘ Proficient with MS Office Tools (e.g., Outlook, Word, Excel, Project, PowerPoint, Visio) and SharePoint.
‘ Familiarity with development and management tools for bug tracking, ticketing, and build.

Skills/Experience- Extra
‘ Experience in online services, advertising, marketing, and customer care a plus.

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Systems Thinking in the Real World

July 12th, 2009

The more I read about  Steve Jobs, the more I want to work for Apple; except for the work | life balance, he really, really gets it, and on so many levels – about  people and about products.

The good and bad of thinking in terms of systems is not many people view the world that way, even though the world is a very large system; if/when one component changes, that change will influence other components within the system.  Innovation does parse a leader from a follower.  Not enough people value quality, are not used to an environment where excellence is expected, and then don’t try.

I thought I could change the world by helping hiring managers hire A+ players; and to some extent, the world did change, and in a good way; “the journey of a thousand miles starts with the first step.”

This year I began the journey to move into a technical project management role.  Now I’m learning and integrating many new business rules, best practices, processes, methodologies, and tools to enable me to GTD on a more global scale, and from the business side.

I earned my PMP certification in June; now I’m heavily focused on improving my requirements engineering skills; becoming a certified scrum master (CSM); and refreshing my knowledge of SQL and XML (which needs to be a seperate blog posting; watch for the upcoming “Getting By With a Lot of Help From My (new and old) Friends”).

Last week I was fortunate to learn requirements engineering from Earl Beede of Construx Software; and highly recommend Earl, Construx Software, and its Requirements Bootcamp.  I learned a lot from Earl: best practices; new methodologies; and tools and techniques. Equally valuable was his insights and advice for implementation and change management; including the heuristic “it’s not a technology problem, it’s a people problem.”

I think Steve Jobs best captured this key to project success:

“Hiring the best is your most important task.

No major work that I have been involved with has been work that can be done by a single person or two people, or even three or four people. Some people can do one thing magnificently, like Michelangelo, and others make things like semiconductors or build 747 airplanes — that type of work requires legions of people. In order to do things well, that can’t be done by one person, you must find extraordinary people.

In most things in life, the dynamic range between average quality and the best quality is, at most, two-to-one. For example, if you were in New York and compared the best taxi to an average taxi, you might get there 20 percent faster. In terms of computers, the best PC is perhaps 30 percent better than the average PC. There is not that much difference in magnitude. Rarely you find a difference of two-to-one.

I noticed that the dynamic range between what an average person could accomplish and what the best person could accomplish was 50 or 100 to 1. Go after the cream of the cream. You can then build a team that pursues the A+ players. A small team of A+ players can run circles around a giant team of B and C players.

After recruiting, it’s building an environment that makes people feel they are surrounded by equally talented people and their work is bigger than they are. The feeling that the work will have tremendous influence and is part of a strong, clear vision — all those things.

Recruiting usually requires more than you alone can do, so I’ve found that collaborative recruiting and having a culture that recruits the A players is the best way. Any interviewee will speak with at least a dozen people in several areas of this company, not just those in the area that he would work in.

When you’re in a startup, the first ten people will determine whether the company succeeds or not. Each is 10 percent of the company. So why wouldn’t you take as much time as necessary to find all the A players? If three were not so great, why would you want a company where 30 percent of your people are not so great? A small company depends on great people much more than a big company does.”

I really, really want to spend an afternoon with Steve one day, do a Vulcan mind-meld, then integrate and build upon his really great ideas.

In the meantime, I just ordered Leander Kahany’s book “Inside Steve’s Brain.”  But don’t worry, I promise never to wear a black turtleneck.

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Guy Kawaski’s Corollary on Hiring; or, How Work Teams Go Bad

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Tags: technology problem, global scale, value quality, journey of a thousand miles, project management role
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Strange But True Job Postings, Part II

July 8th, 2009

These are verbatim repostings of jobs postings from this week:

The first is compliments of either Ascentiant and/or Blackhawk Consulting Group (it’s impossible to tell exactly who is responsible for this one); pay special attention to the listed compensation, below:

Title:
Skills:
Date:
PROJECT MANAGER
.net, agile and strong PM skills
7-7-2009

Title: PROJECT MANAGER

Skills: .net, agile and strong PM skills

Date: 7-7-2009

Description:

LOCALS ONLY

PROJECT MANAGER

3+ MONTHS

SEATTLE, WA

RATE AS LOW AS POSSIBLE

Must have .net, agile and strong PM skills. A plus would be any social portal experience.

Must have VERY good communication skills.

Nasreen

and then there’s this one, which a friend received via email this week; and don’t laugh too hard at the last three bullets (or, wardrobe required but not included…. ;) )

I wanted to find out if you are looking for a new opportunity or maybe you might know someone that is looking?

I have a Contract Recruiting position open and the details are below.  It most likely will go longer than 3 months, but it is set for 3 months right now.

Please take a look and let me know if you have any interest or might have someone to refer.

The client had openings today to interview, they are anxious to interview, hire, and get someone started right away.

3 Month Contract Recruiter – Downtown Seattle

Need two contract recruiters to augment staff – working in the Full Line Stores &amp; Rack team – would like them to have hospitality or specialty coffee store experience.

Candidates need to be able to take direction; No one with an edge!

There would be full cycle recruiting responsibility, however we are going to have the two contractors engage less with the managers to avoid any disruption to the relationships being built right now in this new model we recently rolled out with the Restaurant and Specialty Coffee divisions.

They would be sourcing, interviewing, screening, and conducting the full life cycle of the recruiting process to hire management positions in this division all across the country.  Having a strong recruiting acumen, preferably in a large corporate setting and hospitality/ restaurant industry would be preferred.

Minimum of 6-7 years experience.

They don’t want someone who has been mainly in a sourcing/coordination/administrative role.
They want to meet people who are capable of fitting into and providing mentorship to the current team to teach them about new recruiting processes in a professional, not-stepping-on-feet kind of way.
They are looking for someone who has worked in a non-technical, high-volume, large corporate environment, who is not too ‘agency’

  • Specific feedback about appearance/culture fit was that we should be looking for someone we can imagine selling us shoes in the store, very put together and polished
  • Shops at the store and wears clothes from the store
  • Very polished &amp; professional

Wonder whether either of these stellar opportunities has gotten any takers yet…

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.”Abraham Lincoln, (attributed) (1809 – 1865)


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Customer Experience, Part II

July 1st, 2009

A t-shirt popular within the Apple Computer team building v.1 of Quicktime read “Apple: 80 hours a week, and loving it!”

So much for work  | life balance.

At the same time, I think Steve Jobs gets a lot of things right – including not making decisions for the short term without fully understanding the long term implications of those choices.

Jobs also knows loyalty is a two way street; customers and employees will forgive an occasional misstep or two if they feel a product and company are worthy and relevant for the long term:

  • The cure for Apple is not cost-cutting. The cure for Apple is to innovate its way out of its current predicament.
  • Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower.
  • Sometimes when you innovate, you make mistakes. It is best to admit them quickly, and get on with improving your other innovations.
  • Innovation has nothing to do with how many R&amp;D dollars you have. When Apple came up with the Mac, IBM was spending at least 100 times more on R&amp;D. It’s not about money. It’s about the people you have, how you’re led, and how much you get it.
  • Quality is more important than quantity. One home run is much better than two doubles.
  • You hire good people who will challenge each other every day to make the best products possible.
  • When I got back, Apple had forgotten who we were. Remember that “Think Different” ad campaign we ran? It was certainly for customers, but it was even more for Apple. That ad was to remind us of who our heroes are and who we are. Companies sometimes do forget. Fortunately, we woke up.

I’m not yet ready to move Cupertino, especially since I think the Northwest can – and should – do better.  After all -we’re also

“…the crazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in the square holes… the ones who see things differently — they’re not fond of rules… You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them, but the only thing you can’t do is ignore them because they change things… they push the human race forward, and while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius, because the ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world, are the ones who do.”

Or – innovate or die.

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Work is a Four Letter Word, Part 2

March 15th, 2008

Maybe four weeks ago, a beloved member of what was our team gave our now former manager (now known as Splat) notice she was leaving the company to work for a manager who was willing to talk with her, among other reasons.

The next day, Splat called her and said “Since I have to replace you, what exactly do you do?”

(hmmm – if you’ve worked in staffing for 12 years, and don’t know what a recruiting coordinator does … I don’t think we need to bring up the fact she’s been your direct report since OCTOBER 1.)

More ironically - each of us on the team had wondered the same about him these past months.

“I’ve had a wonderful time, but this wasn’t it.”  – Groucho Marx

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