Archive for September, 2008

Good Quotes IM’d to Me this Week (so far…)

September 30th, 2008

And even better – it’s only Tuesday… :-)

“She wasn’t cut out for anything except being an ugly glamor girl.”

“i just want everything to be a done deal so no one can get up one one morning and decide “i’m going to be an asshole today” and ruin it.”

“I am never wrong – except when I am wrogn”

“yeeee haaaaa!!”

“One super experience like that was more than enough … TRUST ME”

“There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.” (and let’s assume that last experience is harder on women than on men…. )

Tags: asshole, observation, glamor girl, pee, quot quot, quotes, electric fence
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Guy Kawaski’s Corollary on Hiring; or, How Work Teams Go Bad

September 29th, 2008

In July, I blogged about my theory “great managers hire great talent; similarly, bad managers hire themselves.”

The more I re-examine the hires I helped managers identify, and then make during almost 14 years of recruiting, approximately 9 years as an independent head hunter, and 5 years as a corporate recruiter who primarily headhunts my candidate pool, I know this is more than just theory.

My friend Mark, a former Apple employee, recently pointed me to former Apple Macintosh Evangelist and current VC Guy Kawasaki’s Corollary on Hiring:

“Hire better than yourself. In the Macintosh Division, we had a saying, “A players hire A players; B players hire C players”–meaning that great people hire great people. On the other hand, mediocre people hire candidates who are not as good as they are, so they can feel superior to them. (If you start down this slippery slope, you’ll soon end up with Z players; this is called The Bozo Explosion. It is followed by The Layoff.) I have come to believe that we were wrong–A players hire A+ players, not merely A players. It takes self-confidence and self-awareness, but it’s the only way to build a great team.”

I now think the real answer is somewhere in between my original theory, and Guy Kawasaki’s Corollary:

  • Good managers hire candidates who are at least A level themselves, but will hopefully hire A+ people;
  • Bad managers either hire themselves (aka “Mini Me”  Hiring); or they hire C, D, E, F, etc. players.

How does the original bad managers, or a bad team mate get hired?

Yes, there are the star performers and originally good hires that morph into B, C, D, etc players; but I believe most companies create their own messes by not consistently following established hiring policies and practices.

I’ve worked for companies with stated policies requiring full interview loops of internal partners and customers, peers, the manager’s manager, etc. – and yet on more than one occasion, and at more than one company, miraculously one day a new hire appeared out of thin air, no interview loop necessary; rarely does this scenario have a good outcome.

Sometimes the candidate profile is flawed; a hiring manager and/or the hiring team concluded profile x is desired, even though a very quick business needs analysis showed profile x would not solve any of the business needs which profile y could and would.  Profile x it was; cleaning up that mess took multiple people multiple months, and cost the company two star performers who tired of being the team janitors.

Oh well.

Imprecise and/or ineffective interview styles and questions also contribute to bad hires, particularly interviewers who:

  • Don’t know what to look for;
  • Don’t know/ask the right questions to be able to effectively evaluate a candidate;
  • Don’t accurately or effectively evaluate a candidate after asking the right questions;
  • Don’t drill down on soft skills in a way which does not allow the candidate to respond with well rehearsed and safe answers;

are likely to make a bad hire.

Whether you believe in my theory, Guy Kawasaki’s Corollary, or something in-between, it’s hard to fix a team/group/company after more than one bad hire.

But – if you think you have what it takes to successfully turn around those kinds of teams, let me know – there are several teams and companies I still genuinely care about, and will happily point you to work your magic – and … May the Force be with You.

Related posts:

Speak of the Devil…

The CEO’s Secret Handbook

Tags: self confidence, independent head, macintosh evangelist, slippery slope, star performers, head hunter
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Like Dog, Like Owner?

September 27th, 2008

There’s a school of thought similar to people hire themselves, which is at least some dog owners choose their dogs since they resemble themselves.

I hope this isn’t true since I own three dogs, all mixed breeds.  They don’t resemble each other; and I hope they don’t resemble me either, but since there are pictures of all of us on this blog – you be the judge.

However – this weekend one of my dogs (Rico) and I both have respiratory infections.

Thursday night he came down with “infectious tracheobronchitis,” formerly known as “kennel cough.”

If your dogs have never had this, lucky you.  Infectious tracheobronchitis is really loud. Rico has a mild case which still entails many dry hacking coughs sometimes followed by dry heaves; and - oh yes - honking sounds.  During the day.  And throughout the night. 

Who needs sleep?

The only reason I know his is a mild case is he is energetic and – take your pick – as mischievious/troublemaking as ever.   Just today he’s streaked across the house carrying rolls of toilet paper; one of my shoes; and one of the other dog’s beds.

His veterinarian suggested I give him 1 tablespoon of Robitussen DM two times a day.  For the first dose, I mixed it into a some left over clam chowder.   While he loves clam chowder, he’s no fool; once he tasted the Robitussen in it, he high tailed it away, hacking and honking as he fled.

Now twice a day he now gets his Robitussen spooned into his mouth. I had to up the dossage since delivered that way, more than a little of the Robitussen ends up on me. 

Which, as things turn out, is fortuitous, since I woke up this morning with a surprise cold – complete with a dry hacking cough.

Maybe he and I look – or are – more alike than I first realized…

Tags: mild case, dry heaves, dog owners, respiratory infections, thursday night, dog beds
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If you lead your life the right way…the dreams will come to you.

September 24th, 2008

I’ve previously blogged about Randy Pausch and his amazing “Last Lecture.”

His memorial service was held yesterday at CMU; attendees to the event were given “Tigger” mementos as a legacy for Randy, who during his “Last Lecture” asked the audience the question “Are You a Tigger or an Eeyore?”

Randy Pausch CMU Memorial Service, 09-22-08

Photo: Gene J. Puskar /AP

Since the event was “by invitation only,” and also held in Pittsburgh, PA, the stream of the Memorial Service can be viewed here.

I believe in wakes and not in funerals, and appreciate the world is a better place because Randy was here:

The Corrs Little Wing (Jimi Hendrix Cover)

Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble Little Wing (Jimi Hendrix Cover)

Tags: double trouble, funerals, mementos, audience, puskar, pittsburgh pa, randy pausch, stevie ray vaughan
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The Magical Mystery Tour (or, Serendipity Strikes Again)

September 21st, 2008

Serendipity occurs when one accidentally discovers something fortunate, especially while looking for something else entirely.

The good and the bad of internet surfing – and also of life –  is unless one is very regimented while searching – and so it too easy to choose a few links/forks and then end up someplace totally different than where I originally meant to be.

Sometimes I end find and/or learn amazing new things that way; and if the destination isn’t that worthwhile or intriguing, I can usually find my way back to my original starting point, and then try again.

I’m lucky to work from home several days a week; during which I often have my iTunes running on my laptop.  Friday I listened via iTunes to several versions of the song “You Remind Me of Home.”

It’s a song with quirky lyrics; and out of curiousity I did a quick websearch on it.  I was surprised to learn that song wasn’t written by Ben Gibbard or anyone else in Death Cab for Cutie, but by Sam Kinison, former preacher and then comedian. 

Wow.  I remember Sam Kinison doing his comedy bits, long haired and wild eyed as he reeled off bitingly sharp and funny sacrilegious shots at Christianity, and also famous then-current Christian evangelist scandals. (Jim and Tammi Bakker, anyone?)

Kinison’s wikipedia entry concludes with the unattributed quote on his tombstone – “In another time and place he would have been called prophet” – and when I read that quote I knew immediately that was the prize, and would be a starting point for me for a short story, maybe even a book – something.  And – sooner or later – it will.

More than a few people who are very important to me came into my life through serendipity as well.  Sometimes it took me – and them as well – a while to realize this was a fortunate event as it wasn’t always apparent at the start <G>.

Hindsight is always 20-20, including choices made during research, web surfing, and life;  and like many things, timing and circumstances may help define what is a serendipitous find to one person is not necessarily one to someone else.

I seldom end up where I wanted to go, but almost always end up where I need to be. 

- Douglas Adams

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.

- Douglas Adams

Tags: death cab for cutie, curiousity, christian evangelist, wikipedia, comedy bits, serendipity strikes
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Fire and Ice

September 18th, 2008

Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I’ve tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.

-  Robert Frost

Tags: fire ice, fire and ice, robert frost, desire, destruction ice
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The Wise and Wonderful Gospel of LH

September 17th, 2008

“If you aren’t pissing someone off you are not trying hard enough.”

“I got tired of mediocrity years ago, so I will leave you to it?”

This one she credits to me; and I have to say I now vaguely remember ranting about this late one night in Zürich, most likely after having sat through yet another weekly global staffing meeting, as always conveniently scheduled for Pacific US time :

“Why are you doing these terrible things – and why do I have to be there watching you do them?”

And - software engineering wisdom overheard one day by LH:

“This is why I love the mediocrity of others, I don’t have to be awesome, I just have to not suck.”

Tags: pissing, lh, love, wisdom, software engineering, mediocrity
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Through the Looking Glass

September 17th, 2008

When I blog, I am very careful to generalize situations or experiences to ensure they are not tied to a named person, company, or time frame since many of my experiences are not unique to me.  A lot of times I write to capture life lessons I’ve learned, most often the hard way.

Lao Tzu wrote “A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.”  How people take in or process what I write is how they choose to take it in.  If you project yourself or someone else into my blog postings that is your choice.

Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.  What I write here doesn’t necessarily reflect the opinions of anyone other than myself, and sometimes not even me.

Nothing is exactly as it seems, nor is it otherwise.   – Alan Watts

Think on thy sins.   - William Shakespeare  

Tags: lao tzu, postings, shakespeare, alan watts, single step, experiences, william shakespeare
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The Job Posting I Wish I’d Written…. or, We’re All Mad Here, Part 2

September 15th, 2008

There’s a truly brilliant job posting which is making the rounds on some of the developer email lists here in Seattle.

I’d love to meet the programmer who wrote this job posting – it’s engaging while still full disclosure; I can already visualize the blog entries about meeting the client and actually interviewing for this one – the experience and entertainment value alone would be well worth the inconvenience of having to cram mysql and php programming to meet the bar.

I think I may already have worked for this programmer’s client equally odd twin; do a  global search of ”mysql/php programmer” in this job ad and replace it with “recruiter” and this would become an awesome job posting to hire a recruiter for an org I worked for in the past.  (although you’d have to change the second line to “sometimes the client’s honest, and they pay.  I guess 1.5 out of 3 ain’t bad.”)

If you wrote this job posting – please, please ping me; I really want to meet you and buy you a beer (soda, coffee, prozac, whatever….).  You wrote the job posting i will spend my whole life wishing i wrote… but I’m so glad you did… THANK YOU.

PHP/MySQL Programmer

http://seattle.kijiji.com/c-Jobs-Programmer-C-java-PHP-MySQL-Programmer-W0QQAdIdZ73561324?

Ad ID: 73561324

Visits: 67

Location: Seattle
Date Listed: Sep-10-08

Hi, I have a client in the Seattle area and I can no longer be his programmer due to a conflict of interest.
He is a complete psycho to work for, but he’s honest and he pays. I guess 2 outta 3 aint bad.
He needs a strong php/mysql programmer. This person needs to be here in the Seattle area because they will need to accompany him when he goes to see the i.t. staff of some of his clients. You need STRONG MySQL skills for this position. I believe this is a part time position to start.
You can expect temper tantrums, alternative realities, unrealistic deadlines and impossible challenges.
Also great opportunity.
Write back if you’re still interested but prepare to be propelled into madness.

Tags: seattle area, php programmer, full disclosure, unrealistic deadlines, beer soda, impossible challenges, brilliant job
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Athletic Tape is More Dangerous Than it Appears

September 14th, 2008

Approximately a year and a half ago I injured my foot.  Instead of going to my doctor sooner rather later, I waited until I barely could walk. She refered me to another doctor for whom I waited two weeks for an appointment. 

During that interim time, I reached the point where hopping wasn’t appealing, and walking was really painful - and somewhere got the bright idea of using athletic tape to tape my foot to be able to walk again. 

Or, that was the plan.  Apparently there is a trick to using athletic tape successfully which I still haven’t learned.  The end result was my original injury eventually got better, but I caused a secondary injury which still lingered a year and a half later and required surgery to improve.

So – on Thursday I spent a few hours at Swedish Hospital and did same day surgery thing – and so far, not so bad. 

I’ve had  broken toes which hurt more than than this does, although I’ve already pushed too hard several times, once when I slipped in the shower while trying very very hard to keep my bandaged right foot safely outside the tub/sliding glass shower door.  I landed pretty hard on my bad foot but eventually the pain subsided (thank goodness for Tylenol 3’s).  

Even so, as a “one off” that was significantly less painful than the 10 or more times a day one my dogs – the largest one, Geordi, a golden retreiver/lab mix – manages to land all of his 68 pounds exactly on my 10 stitches.  Tylenol 4’s, anyone?

I wasn’t supposed to touch the bandage until this coming Thursday but curiousity got the better of me, plus I wanted to wear shoes again.  So - today I rewrapped it, then carefully anchored the bandage in place with a piece of athletic tape which should hold until I see my doctor again this Friday.

Now that I’m back to wearing Tevas I almost walk normally again.  I’m particularly proud I talked myself out of cutting the back yard grass today – no matter how gorgeous the weather, I realized nothing good for my foot would result from doing that today.

Supposedly three weeks from now I’ll be back on my eliptical trainer and all will be good again.

Even so – check back here in a year and half or so to find out what new havoc I and the athletic tape will have caused this time… ;-)

Tags: bandage, day surgery, sliding glass, bright idea, right foot, end result, interim time, curiousity, golden retreiver
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