Archive for December, 2008

Thoughts for Christmas Eve, 2008

December 24th, 2008

 1883 Edition

“Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.” – Calvin Coolidge 

For me, the real spirit of Christmas is to light up the darkness, and a dare-to-be-great situation shared with my Lloyd Dobler – gigaagige-zaagi’in ginandawenimin.

Tags: christmas, christmas light, peace and goodwill, great situation, lloyd dobler, spirit of christmas, calvin coolidge, christmas eve, darkness
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From the Other Side of the Looking Glass…

December 21st, 2008
“Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.”  – Friedrich Nietzsche
Tags: monster, abyss, friedrich nietzsche, monsters, looking glass
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Farewell, Mark Felt

December 18th, 2008

Most of what I know about Watergate, I learned from reading Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein’s “All the President’s Men,” and watching the movie of the same name.  Periodically I followed the guessing game about the true identify of “Deep Throat.” 

In 2005, Deep Throat was revealed to be a former deputy director of the FBI, W. Mark Felt, who helped uncover chain of events and coverups that led to then President Richard Nixon’s  resignation on Aug. 9, 1974, and to prison sentences for several of Nixon’s high ranking  aides.

Felt had a good sense of humor.  When recounting his job at the Federal Trade Commission, he he was assigned a case to investigate whether a toilet paper brand called “Red Cross” was misleading consumers into thinking it was endorsed by the American Red Cross.

Felt wrote in his memoir:

My research, which required days of travel and hundreds of interviews, produced two definite conclusions:
1. Most people did use toilet tissue.
2. Most people did not appreciate being asked about it.
That was when I started looking for other employment.

He applied for a job with the FBI in November 1941.  His first day at the Bureau was January 26, 1942.

Thirty years year, he was in the cat bird’s seat to help uncover the web of spies, secret surveillance, and coverups by confirming under deep cover information Woodward and Bernstein had gotten elsewhere.

Today Mark Felt died of congestive heart failure. He was 95 years old.

Felt’s family called him an “American hero,” suggesting he leaked information for moral or patriotic reasons.

“I thought I was doing the right thing,” he said.

“The hottest places in Hell are reserved for those who in time of great moral crises maintain their neutrality.” – Dante Aleghieri

 “We have met the enemy and he is us.” – Walt Kelly | Pogo

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Tags: president richard nixon, misleading consumers, good sense of humor, definite conclusions, woodward and bernstein, bob woodward and carl bernstein
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The Economy Today, Part Deux

December 17th, 2008
It’s a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose yours.
Harry S Truman, in Observer, April 13, 1958

     “If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?” – Will Rogers

“I hope you’re confident about our economy. I am.”  – President Bush. Jan. 30, 2008 at the Robinson Helicopter Co. in Torrance, Calif.

 

Tags: robinson helicopter co, torrance calif, harry s truman, recession, will rogers, economy, job, depression
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Speak of the Devil…

December 16th, 2008

I started this blog almost a year ago when I realized blogging was cheaper than therapy, and also more fun – since it allowed me to humorously capture some of the …um… interesting experiences… of my then-day job, plus other things I learned from life, most often the hard way.

I changed employers; now life is good. But the reality is good managers are few and far between, and like Elvis, bad managers are everywhere. These days several in particular are running amuck in and around the Mid-Atlantic states.

Some quotes which helped me through those dark days, and may also help you:

“War is a game that is played with a smile. If you can’t smile, grin. If you can’t grin, keep out of the way till you can.” – Winston Churchill

“Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.” – Mark Twain

“Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.” – Winston Churchill

“It’s not the fall that kills you, it’s the sudden stop at the end.” – Douglas Adams

“I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one.” – Mark Twain

“Although personally I am quite content with existing explosives, I feel we must not stand in the path of improvement.” – Winston Churchill

“If A = success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X = work. Y = play. Z= keep your mouth shut.” – Albert Einstein

“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.” – Napoleon Bonaparte

“When going through hell, keep going.” – Winston Churchill

“Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.” – Abraham Lincoln

“I ask you to judge me by the enemies I have made.” – Franklin D. Roosevelt

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Tags: napoleon bonaparte, franklin d roosevelt, corollary, day job, abraham lincoln, atlantic states, guy kawaski, mark twain, dark days
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Integrity is doing the right thing, even if nobody is watching.

December 14th, 2008

I grew up in the 10th Congressional District of Illinois, which includes the North Side of Chicago, and the northern  suburbs of Chicago; or “Greater Chicagoland.”

For many years, voters in the 10th Congressional District were 50% Democratic, 50% Republican.

Every congressional election year, 9 out of 10 registered voters dutifully went to the polls and cast their votes one way or the other.  In 1978 Cong. Abner Mikva barely defeated John R. Porter by 200 votes.

Ab Mikva was a rare politician for the Chicago area; he ran as an independent Democrat, not part of the Chicago Machine, and on top of that ran clean campaigns.

On May 29, 1979, Mikva was nominated by President Jimmy Carter to the United States Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia Circuit. Despite opposition from anti-gun control interests, Mikva was confirmed by a 58-31 vote of the United States Senate and served 15 years as a judge.

In November 2004, Mikva was an international election monitor of Ukraine’s contested presidential election, and in 2006 Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich named him as chair of the Illinois Human Rights Commission.

Ab Mikva remains a clean, ethical and devoted public servant.

Rod R. Blagojevich is the 40th governor of Illinois. He was first elected in 2002 and was re-elected in 2006.

Prior to being elected governor, Blagojevich was a Cook County Assistant State’s Attorney; and is a former US Congressman elected to the U.S. House of Representatives in 1996, to represent Illionois’ 5th Congressional district which until 1995 was represented for 36 years by Dan Rostenkowski.

Rostenkowski formerly chaired the U.S. House Ways and Means committee, but lost his seat in the 1994 election after he was indicted on corruption charges of keeping “ghost” employees on his payroll, using Congressional funds to buy gifts such as chairs and ashtrays for friends, and trading in officially purchased stamps for cash at the House post office. 

Rostenkowski later pled guilty to reduced charges of mail fraud, and served 15 months in prison.

Blagojevich was arrested for political corruption on December 9, 2008, after a long, multi year investigation of the Governor and his past and present political staff members and other associates.  He is accused of widespread corruption, most recently for trying to sell an appointment to Illinois’ junior US Senate seat which has been held by now President Elect Barack Obama. 

Blagojevich succeeded George Ryan, who governed Illinois from 1999 until 2003. Although Ryan became nationally known when he lead the fight against capital punishment and issued a moratorium on executions in 2000, but investigations into widespread corruption during his administration led to his retirement from politics in 2003.

George Ryan was convicted on federal corruption charges in 2006,  and  is now serving a prison sentence of six years and six months.

Yesterday (December 14, 2008) Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich met for four hours with well known Chicago criminal defense lawyer, Ed Genson, with whom he weighed his legal options on how to fight a scandal that is distroying his struggling politcal career, and threatens President-elect Obama’s White House transition.

When asked if he would take the case, Genson said: “We’ll make our mutual decision on Monday.”

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“All Animals Are Created Equal, But Some Animals Are More Equal Than Others.” – George Orwell

“The time has come for all good men to rise above principle.” – Huey Long

“And shame it is, if that a priest take keep,
To see a shitten shepherd and clean sheep:
Well ought a priest ensample for to give,
By his own cleanness, how his sheep should live.
He sette not his benefice to hire,
And left his sheep eucumber’d in the mire,” – Geoffrey Chaucer

“Think on thy sins.” – William Shakespeare

“In war, you can only be killed once, but in politics, many times. ” – Winston Churchill

“All men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man’s character, give him power.” – Abraham Lincoln

Tags: house ways and means committee, united states senate, independent democrat, corruption charges, governor rod blagojevich
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The CEO’s Secret Handbook

December 7th, 2008

Swanson’s Unwritten Rules of Management was originally part of a PowerPoint presentation by Bill Swanson, CEO of aerospace contractor Raytheon made to engineers and scientists at the company.

Swanson later put his rules down on paper. So he did: in 3-inch-by-5-inch spiral-bound notebooks handed out to executives and customers.

While some of the rules were originally published over 60 years ago as The Unwritten Laws of Engineering (1944) by W. J. King, unfortunately they were not available to the general public.

No matter the source, many of these rules are worth reading – and reading – as often as possible.

  1. Learn to say, “I don’t know.” If used when appropriate, it will be often.
  2. It is easier to get into something than it is to get out of it.
  3. If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much.
  4. Look for what is missing. Many know how to improve what’s there, but few can see what isn’t there.
  5. Viewgraph rule: When something appears on a viewgraph (an overhead transparency), assume the world knows about it, and deal with it accordingly.
  6. Work for a boss with whom you are comfortable telling it like it is. Remember that you can’t pick your relatives, but you can pick your boss.
  7. Constantly review developments to make sure that the actual benefits are what they are supposed to be. Avoid Newton’s Law.
  8. However menial and trivial your early assignments may appear, give them your best efforts.
  9. Persistence or tenacity is the disposition to persevere in spite of difficulties, discouragement, or indifference. Don’t be known as a good starter but a poor finisher.
  10. In completing a project, don’t wait for others; go after them, and make sure it gets done.
  11. Confirm your instructions and the commitments of others in writing. Don’t assume it will get done!
  12. Don’t be timid; speak up. Express yourself, and promote your ideas.
  13. Practice shows that those who speak the most knowingly and confidently often end up with the assignment to get it done.
  14. Strive for brevity and clarity in oral and written reports.
  15. Be extremely careful of the accuracy of your statements.
  16. Don’t overlook the fact that you are working for a boss.
    * Keep him or her informed. Avoid surprises!
    * Whatever the boss wants takes top priority.
  17. Promises, schedules, and estimates are important instruments in a well-ordered business.
    * You must make promises. Don’t lean on the often-used phrase, “I can’t estimate it because it depends upon many uncertain factors.”
  18. Never direct a complaint to the top. A serious offense is to “cc” a person’s boss.
  19. When dealing with outsiders, remember that you represent the company. Be careful of your commitments.
  20. Cultivate the habit of “boiling matters down” to the simplest terms. An elevator speech is the best way.
  21. Don’t get excited in engineering emergencies. Keep your feet on the ground.
  22. Cultivate the habit of making quick, clean-cut decisions.
  23. When making decisions, the pros are much easier to deal with than the cons. Your boss wants to see the cons also.
  24. Don’t ever lose your sense of humor.
  25. Have fun at what you do. It will reflect in your work. No one likes a grump except another grump.

When the now sadly defunct July 1, 2005 Business 2.0 wrote about Swanson’s book, they added the following rules:

  1. You can’t polish a sneaker.
  2. You remember 1/3 of what you read, 1/2 of what people tell you, but 100 percent of what you feel.
  3. Treat your company name as if it were your own.
  4. When faced with decisions, try to look at them as if you were one level up in the organization.  Your perspective will change quickly.
  5. A person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter is not a nice person. (This rule never fails.)
  6. When facing issues or problems that are becoming drawn out, “short them to ground.”

While I have zero illusions of being a even a distant peer of Bill Swanson’s, I’m still going to add several of my own rules:

  1. Good managers hire candidates who are at least A level themselves, but will hopefully hire A+ people; bad managers either hire themselves (aka “Mini Me”  Hiring); or they hire C, D, E, F, etc. players
  2. If you’re doing things you feel compelled to hide from others you shouldn’t be doing them. 
  3. Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted; but at the same time, be very careful what you wish for.
  4. All sales are solution sales; while you or I may not understand someone else’s decision points and drivers, those drivers are definitely there and often in (or out?) of control. 
  5. Eventually, all shit rolls uphill.  For example: each person in a work group is responsible for their own actions; but if an individual repeatedly acts in a way which is detrimental to a business and/or to other people, the root cause responsibility rolls uphill to the decision maker(s) who condones/enables that situation to continue.
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Tags: commitments, spite, discouragement, overhead transparency, unwritten laws of engineering, best efforts, spiral, aerospace, swanson
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The Road Not Taken

December 5th, 2008

Since only hindsight is 20/20, I’ve long since surrendered to the idea I may never learn in real time which bridge to cross, and which to burn. 

 Alice came to the fork in the road.
“Which road do I take?” she asked.
“Where do you want to go?” responded the Cheshire cat.
“I don’t know,” Alice answered.
“Then,” said the cat, “it doesn’t matter.”
- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland

 “If you don’t know where you are going, any road will get you there.” – Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland

Tags: hindsight is 20 20, lewis carroll alice, alice in wonderland, cheshire cat, bridge, real time, lewis carroll
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What Goes Around, Comes Around

December 5th, 2008

“Our deeds determine us as much as we determine our deeds.” – George Eliot

“Never be afraid to try something new. Amateurs built the ark; professionals built the Titanic.” - Unknown

“The best way to predict the future is to create it.” - Peter Drucker

“Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Long-term planning is not about making long-term decisions, it is about understanding the future consequences of today’s decisions.” – Gary Ryan Blair

“We don’t see things as they are, we see things as we are.” – Anais Nin

“We are continually faced by great opportunities brilliantly disguised as insoluble problems.” – Lee Iacocca

“If you can’t be a good example then you’ll just have to be a terrible warning.” – Catherine Aird

“The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing it.” - Chinese Proverb

“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?” – Stephen Wright

“If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.” – John Kenneth Galbraith

“It’s never too late to be what you might have been.” – George Eliot

“May you live all the days of your life.”  – Jonathan Swift

“I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.”  – Mark Twain

Tags: immortality, mark twain, anais nin, jonathan swift, john kenneth galbraith, spectacular error, chinese proverb, terrible things
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This Recession Really is Depressing.

December 4th, 2008

I’ve given up reading news sites, and may also give up cable tv since tv news programmers like gloom and doom – and I don’t.

Will this ever end?

“Success does not consist in never making mistakes, but in never making them a second time.”                    - George Bernard Shaw

Tags: george bernard shaw, success, recession, gloom and doom, second time, programmers, news sites, tv news, reading news
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