Archive for January, 2009

Thursday.

January 30th, 2009

“I never could get the hang of Thursdays.” – Douglas Adams

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Disclaimer

When I blog, I am very careful to generalize situations or experiences to ensure they are not tied to a named person, company, or time frame since many of my experiences are not unique to me.  A lot of times I write to capture life lessons I’ve learned, most often the …

Human Nature/Human Follies

What I don’t understand will sometimes drive me crazy.   Whenever I think I understand human nature, I get thrown a curve ball and am forced to realize I don’t, and possibly never will.  Within the past five years I’ve been surprised to discover several people who were close to me became someone …

Is it the destination, the journey, or both?

There’s a useful post on lifehack.org: “34 Tips for Your Younger Self.” The advice I’d probably give my younger self is to appreciate while we don’t always control our lives or environments, we always have choices – even if our choice becomes figuring out where to go from the spot some …

Other People’s Awesome Insights…

 ”I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.” – Bill Cosby, Actor “We are always getting ready to live but never living.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson “Integrity is doing the right thing, even if nobody is watching.” – unknown “Flying is learning how to …

Serendipity, Part 2

Serendipity occurs when one accidentally discovers something fortunate, especially while looking for something else entirely. Andre Gide said “One does not discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for a very long time.” Sometimes those new lands are physical places; but sometimes the new land is an internal place one must weather …

Tags: andre gide, doing the right thing, serendipity, environments, ralph waldo emerson, person company, curve ball
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Why the Power Was Out Most of Today:

January 26th, 2009

“Power does not corrupt men; fools, however, if they get into a position of power, corrupt power.” – George Bernard Shaw

Tags: fools, corrupt men, corrupt power, bernard shaw, george bernard shaw
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TGIF

January 24th, 2009

ears

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It’s Been a Long Winter

January 21st, 2009

Roses

 ”God gave us memories so that we might have roses in December.” – J.M. Barrie

“Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling in at night. I miss you like hell.” – Edna St. Vincent Millay

Tags: edna st vincent millay, hole in the world, st vincent millay, memories, j m barrie, roses in december, hell, long winter
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Help Wanted: Zookeeper with a Good Attitude.

January 20th, 2009

Most job postings are dry.  Really dry.  And – they usually include “must haves” which require skills and/or experience with everything but being able to both plumb AND re-enamel a kitchen sink. 

As one hiring manager/Art Director I spoke with last week said – if any candidate ever met his team’s expectations, there wouldn’t be enough money in the budget to hire that person, and buy them a Lamborghini on hire – or whatever their dream car would be.

So – it’s very refreshing when employers successfully include humor in their job postings.  Today’s chuckle is compliments of Independent Brewers United, who yesterday posted an HR Generalist (Zookeeper!) job on the Seattle Craigslist site. 

Besides the job title, I really enjoyed the FINE PRINT at the bottom of the posting:

The Fine Print: We are an equal-opportunity employer offering competitive pay and a comprehensive benefits package to qualified employees. IBU does not employ sentient beings from alternative dimensions or people with bad attitudes.

I can think of a large number of companies who would benefit from following IBU’s hiring practices;  I’d name names, but that would conflict with my disclaimer, and besides – I’m sure you can, as well … :)

In any case …. Ask not for whom the beer tolls. It tolls for thee. 

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Tags: equal opportunity employer, job title, craigslist, hiring manager, name names, hr generalist, bad attitudes
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Rachael Cantu … Rocks.

January 15th, 2009

Rachael Cantu peforming ”Devil’s Thunder,” Tangiers, Los Angeles, CA, 10/26/08:

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Putting a Dent in the Universe.

January 14th, 2009

Steve Jobs is many things – obsessive, a visionary, a micro-manager, and until now, ever-present. Outside of his recent weight loss, not much is known about the health issue behind his announcement today of a six-month leave of absence – but it’s a safe bet it’s something quite serious.

Steve Jobs has been a driving force within technology for almost 25 years; and highly quoted, too:

“If you live each day as if it was your last, someday you’ll most certainly be right.” – Steve Jobs

“I want to put a dent in the universe.” – Steve Jobs

“Remembering that I’ll be dead soon is the most important tool I’ve ever encountered to help me make the big choices in life. Because almost everything — all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure – these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important. Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart.” – Steve Jobs

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven’t found it yet, keep looking. Don’t settle. As with all matters of the heart, you’ll know when you find it.

“Here’s to the crazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in the square holes… the ones who see things differently — they’re not fond of rules… You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them, but the only thing you can’t do is ignore them because they change things… they push the human race forward, and while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius, because the ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world, are the ones who do.” – Steve Jobs

“Sometimes when you innovate, you make mistakes. It is best to admit them quickly, and get on with improving your other innovations.” – Steve Jobs

“I’m convinced that about half of what separates the successful entrepreneurs from the non-successful ones is pure perseverance.” – Steve Jobs, Interview, 1995

“I’m as proud of what we don’t do as I am of what we do.” – Steve Jobs, Apple Confidential 2.0

“Innovation has nothing to do with how many R&D dollars you have. When Apple came up with the Mac, IBM was spending at least 100 times more on R&D. It’s not about money. It’s about the people you have, how you’re led, and how much you get it.” – Steve Jobs, Fortune, Nov. 9, 1998

“Quality is more important than quantity. One home run is much better than two doubles.” – Steve Jobs, Business Week

“Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t be trapped by dogma – which is living with the results of other people’s thinking. Don’t let the noise of other’s opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.” – Steve Jobs

“You can’t just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, they’ll want something new.” – Steve Jobs

“I’m the only person I know that’s lost a quarter of a billion dollars in one year…. It’s very character-building.” – Steve Jobs, Apple Confidential 2.0

“Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower.” – Steve Jobs

“Sometimes when you innovate, you make mistakes. It is best to admit them quickly, and get on with improving your other innovations.” – Steve Jobs

“I didn’t see it then, but it turned out that getting fired from Apple was the best thing that could have ever happened to me. The heaviness of being successful was replaced by the lightness of being a beginner again, less sure about everything. It freed me to enter one of the most creative periods of my life.” – Steve Jobs, Stanford University commencement address, June 12, 2005

“We used to dream about this stuff. Now, we get to build it. It’s pretty neat.” – Steve Jobs

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven’t found it yet, keep looking. Don’t settle. As with all matters of the heart, you’ll know when you find it.” – Steve Jobs

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And One More Thing…

Guy Kawaski’s Corollary on Hiring; or, How Work Teams Go Bad

Tags: troublemakers, choices in life, crazy ones, safe bet, face of death, pegs, oth, health issue
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In the end, here it is.

January 13th, 2009

Well, it’s the New Year.  My hope for all of us is the economy will only improve from here.

Yeah, right.  Good luck with that.

Lately I’ve become a fan of Winston Churchill quotes:
 
“Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.” -  Winston Churchill 
 
“A  man does what he must – in spite of personal consequences, in spite of obstacles and dangers and pressures – and that is the basis of all human morality.”  – Winston Churchill 
 
“War is a game that is played with a smile. if you can’t smile, grin.  If you can’t grin, keep out of the way till you can.” – Winston Churchill 
 
“We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.” – Winston Churchill 
 
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.” – Winston Churchill 
 
“When the war of the giants is over the wars of the pygmies will begin.” – Winston Churchill 

And – my all time favorite Churchill quote, just because: 
 
“The truth is incontrovertible, malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end; there it is.” – Winston Churchill

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Tags: human morality, personal consequences, winston churchill, new year, speak of the devil
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