Money is a terrible master but an excellent servant. – P.T. Barnum (1810 – 1891)

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t. – Erica Jong (1942 –  )

The keenest sorrow is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities. – Sophocles (496 BC – 406 BC)

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Native American. – Robert Orben

The future is here.  It’s just not widely distributed yet. – William Gibson (1948 – )