And even better – it’s only Tuesday… :-)

“She wasn’t cut out for anything except being an ugly glamor girl.”

“i just want everything to be a done deal so no one can get up one one morning and decide “i’m going to be an asshole today” and ruin it.”

“I am never wrong – except when I am wrogn”

“yeeee haaaaa!!”

“One super experience like that was more than enough … TRUST ME”

“There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.” (and let’s assume that last experience is harder on women than on men…. )