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	<title>Are we falling or flying ... and will we ever know? &#187; unrealistic deadlines</title>
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		<title>The Job Posting I Wish I&#8217;d Written&#8230;. or, We&#8217;re All Mad Here, Part 2</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 04:05:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s a truly brilliant job posting which is making the rounds on some of the developer email lists here in Seattle. I&#8217;d love to meet the programmer who wrote this job posting &#8211; it&#8217;s engaging while still full disclosure; I can already visualize the blog entries about meeting the client and actually interviewing for this one &#8211; [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left; padding-left: 30px;">There&#8217;s a truly brilliant <a href="http://www.fallingorflying.com/archives/tag/job" class="st_tag internal_tag" rel="tag nofollow" title="Posts tagged with job">job</a> posting which is making the rounds on some of the developer email lists here in <a href="http://www.fallingorflying.com/archives/tag/seattle" class="st_tag internal_tag" rel="tag nofollow" title="Posts tagged with seattle">Seattle</a>.</p>
<p style="text-align: left; padding-left: 30px;">I&#8217;d love to meet the programmer who wrote this <a href="http://www.fallingorflying.com/archives/tag/job" class="st_tag internal_tag" rel="tag nofollow" title="Posts tagged with job">job</a> posting &#8211; it&#8217;s engaging while still full disclosure; I can already visualize the blog entries about meeting the client and actually interviewing for this one &#8211; the experience and entertainment value alone would be well worth the inconvenience of having to cram mysql and php programming to meet the bar.</p>
<p style="text-align: left; padding-left: 30px;">I think I may already have worked for this programmer&#8217;s client equally odd twin; do a  global search of &#8221;mysql/php programmer&#8221; in this <a href="http://www.fallingorflying.com/archives/tag/job" class="st_tag internal_tag" rel="tag nofollow" title="Posts tagged with job">job</a> ad and replace it with &#8220;recruiter&#8221; and this would become an awesome <a href="http://www.fallingorflying.com/archives/tag/job" class="st_tag internal_tag" rel="tag nofollow" title="Posts tagged with job">job</a> posting to hire a recruiter for an org I worked for in the past.  (although you&#8217;d have to change the second line to &#8220;sometimes the client&#8217;s honest, and they pay.  I guess 1.5 out of 3 ain&#8217;t bad.&#8221;)</p>
<p style="text-align: left; padding-left: 30px;">If you wrote this <a href="http://www.fallingorflying.com/archives/tag/job" class="st_tag internal_tag" rel="tag nofollow" title="Posts tagged with job">job</a> posting &#8211; please, please ping me; I really want to meet you and buy you a beer (soda, coffee, prozac, whatever&#8230;.).  You wrote the <a href="http://www.fallingorflying.com/archives/tag/job" class="st_tag internal_tag" rel="tag nofollow" title="Posts tagged with job">job</a> posting i will spend my whole life wishing i wrote&#8230; but I&#8217;m so glad you did&#8230; <strong>THANK YOU</strong>.</p>
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<div>Hi, I have a client in the <a href="http://www.fallingorflying.com/archives/tag/seattle-area" class="st_tag internal_tag" rel="tag nofollow" title="Posts tagged with seattle area"><a href="http://www.fallingorflying.com/archives/tag/seattle" class="st_tag internal_tag" rel="tag nofollow" title="Posts tagged with seattle">Seattle</a> area</a> and I can no longer be his programmer due to a conflict of interest.</div>
<div>He is a complete psycho to work for, but he&#8217;s honest and he pays. I guess 2 outta 3 aint bad.</div>
<div>He needs a strong php/mysql programmer. This person needs to be here in the <a href="http://www.fallingorflying.com/archives/tag/seattle-area" class="st_tag internal_tag" rel="tag nofollow" title="Posts tagged with seattle area"><a href="http://www.fallingorflying.com/archives/tag/seattle" class="st_tag internal_tag" rel="tag nofollow" title="Posts tagged with seattle">Seattle</a> area</a> because they will need to accompany him when he goes to see the i.t. staff of some of his clients. You need STRONG MySQL skills for this position. I believe this is a part time position to start.</div>
<div>You can expect temper tantrums, alternative realities, unrealistic deadlines and impossible challenges.</div>
<div>Also great opportunity.</div>
<div style="text-align: left; padding-left: 30px;">Write back if you&#8217;re still interested but prepare to be propelled into madness.</div>
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